"Cyclist are you?
Good for the lungs, less so for the sperm.
Try fast walking instead."
Serena and Jeff have one last chance: Genesis Incorporated, whose glowing testimonials and bespoke treatments surely justify a final roll of the dice.
Meanwhile, Bridget has put her future literally on ice while she focuses on her high-flying career and on finding Mr Right.
And all Miles wants is a steady salary so he can buy a property in Zone 4 - oblivious to the fact that, in a different kind of currency, he's actually the richest of them all …
Jemma Kennedy spins a blisteringly entertaining and multifaceted tale of the final frontier of 21st century capitalism: the privatisation of human reproduction.
This richly imaginative, topical, and explosively funny new comedy takes a closer look at the lengths to which people will go to defy biology - and at the moral compass of an industry that trades on fear and hope.